Sporks - Possibly the most useless utensil ever made for mountaineering

Spork Ambassador

It is no secret that I HATE Sporks in a climbing/mountaineering capacity – (if you are 7 years olds and love your little spork then this is fine) – and I am regularly found up a big mountain ranting about how awful these things are!!

It seems one of my team members has decided to have some fun with me – I hope you enjoy these! I don’t know who is behind these – but they are genius and I really enjoy them….as does everyone on Facebook!

#1 – Spork Ambassador

This is the first letter I received from ‘Foon Mountaineering’ – it is incredibly good! It puts positives to all the reasons I hate them so much!


#2 – Spork Leopard Award


#3 – Final warning


#4 – The re-brand & christmas card!



Thats it for now…but I’m sure there will be another one soon!!